Event Report
Test Chump Shows Steely Resolve and Stableford Flair as Notify 24/72 Multi Heats Up
Across three soaked and blustery rounds from 21 to 22 October 2026, Test Chump has carved out a commanding lead in the Stableford!?!?£ competition, while Fart Face dazzles with some thunderous drives and cheeky chips. With one round left, the battlefield is set for a grand finale.
A Soggy Kickoff at Stevenage Sets the Tone
The trip began on an ominously wet note at Stevenage Golf & Conference Centre on 21 October. Rain-soaked fairways tested the mettle of every competitor, with organisers humorously noting simply: “Round one was wet!” Despite the damp dilemma, Test Chump held sway, steadied by a stellar 23 Stableford points and the day’s best gross score of 101. It was less an aquatic adventure and more a soggy showcase of grit.
From the earliest tees, Test Chump dominated the checkpoints—seven points at hole three, eleven after six holes, and an unyielding grip on the lead through the soggy slog to the 18th. Meanwhile, Fart Face kept things interesting with a striking chip on the 7th, a shot that earned applause and a strong 20-point finish despite those slippery conditions.
Porthmadog’s Coastal Challenge and Two different Headlines
Round 2 swept the field to the windswept links of Porthmadog Golf Club, where the golf was as unpredictable as the gale-force sea breezes. In a curious dual narrative, Test Chump was awarded the round win with 14 Stableford points by organiser decision, while Fart Face snatched the day’s best gross score with 111 strokes. It was the golf version of having your cake and missing it, simultaneously.
Fart Face also blasted a longest drive on hole 11, a monster 255-yard missile that was 155 yards further than the nearest competitor, earning a neat £100 prize. It seemed the back nine not only tested swings but also musical chairs for the leaderboard. The closing stretch brought a surge of eight points among the leaders, underscoring Porthmadog’s knack for dramatic finishes.
The Hertfordshire Sees Test Chump’s Back Nine Brilliance
On 22 October at The Hertfordshire Golf Club, Test Chump showed patience that would impress even the most serene yogi, roping in a Round 3 victory with another 23 Stableford points and yet again taking best gross honours with 101 strokes. A relatively quiet front nine of eight points was transformed by a spectacular 15-point back nine flourish, overturning Fart Face’s early charge.
Fart Face was no shrinking violet in the morning, holding the lead at checkpoints through 15 holes with 17 points, but the closing holes played hardball, as the lead slipped away somewhat to Test Chump’s steady steadiness. Test Chump also added neat precision to their repertoire, winning Nearest Pin on hole 3 with a fine 20-foot shot, proving it’s not all brute force and bogeys on the way up the leaderboard.
Stableford!! and Stableford!?!?£: The Competitions That Keep on Giving
While our focus is on the thrilling rounds, let’s not forget the formal competitions steering the trip’s narrative. Test Chump has maintained the lead in both the Stableford!! and the Stableford!?!?£ competitions after three rigorous rounds, currently counting 60 points in total in Stableford!! and topping Stableford!?!?£ with a 23-point round result margin from rival Fart Face sitting on 20.
These contests serve as the backbone to the event’s spirited scorekeeping, bringing additional stakes to every shot. They are the unseen hands nudging players to greatness or groans, a reminder that even in friendly golf, competition’s shadow looms large.
Fart Face: The Most Entertaining Faller in a Pond
Amid the twists and turns of fairways and leaderboards, Fart Face has provided no shortage of entertainment beyond the scorecard. Notably, a mishap involving an unexpected swim in a pond added a little damp humour to proceedings, proving even the most skilled chipper is not immune to golf’s watery hurdles.
Beyond the pratfalls and splash zones, Fart Face’s performances — the soaring drives, checkered bogey party, and moments of sheer brilliance — have made the leaderboard as juicy as a prime Sunday roast. If golf were a soap opera, Fart Face would be the lovable rogue everyone talks about.
Longest Drive and Nearest Pin: Side Quests Worth Following
The side battles have added flavour to the trip, with Fart Face and Test Chump trading blustery honours. Fart Face’s marathon drives took pride of place at Stevenage (295 yards) and Porthmadog (255 yards), a remarkable contrast to Test Chump’s more modest but accurate efforts, including a striking 20-foot Nearest Pin victory on hole 3 at The Hertfordshire.
These contests inject an extra edge and occasional chuckle-worthy bragging rights — the sort of moments that keep players’ egos inflated enough to avoid the slump into the ranks of the hopelessly average. Longest drives and closest pins: the little trophies that nobody admits they want but secretly cherish.
Leaderboard Teeters Ahead of Final Round
With three rounds down out of four, Test Chump currently spearheads the overall event with 23 points at top of the Stableford!?!?£ leaderboard, closely shadowed by Fart Face’s 20 points. The numbers are tantalisingly close, as the final round looms like a cliffhanger on the horizon.
The leaderboard has seen steady movement, especially with Test Chump’s strong finishes and Fart Face’s early surges followed by patchy back nines. With only one round left, expect the tension to mount, the putters to tremble and maybe even some coaching clichés to emerge as the contenders vie for ultimate bragging rights.
With one tantalising round yet to be played, the drama of the Notify 24/72 Multi trip continues to unfold. Will Test Chump hold onto the lead, or can Fart Face muster a last-gasp surge? Golf fans, ready your umbrellas and your scorecards—the final chapter is still to swing into action!