Fart Face’s 18-hole round at The Hertfordshire blended early steady par play with mid-round tests and ended with a resilient 22 Stableford points just after 10am.
Fart Face’s round at The Hertfordshire: a tale of bounce-backs and bogeys out just after 10am
Fart Face navigated the familiar fairways of The Hertfordshire Golf Club over 18 holes, carving out a solid 22 Stableford points—just half a point shy of the top spot in a tiny field of two. This round, peppered with a trio of net birdies and a handful of testing holes, held enough twists to keep even the most keen-eyed observer entertained.
“Bounce-back scoring on holes 5, 8, and 16 helped Fart Face recover from mid-round setbacks and keep the round competitive in a small field.Golf Day Results editorial insight
Early momentum built through steady par performance
Opening the round with a trio of solid performances, Fart Face banked the best three-hole stretch from holes 1 to 3, including net birdies on the par 5 third hole. Starting out just after 10am, this round provided glimpses of steady touch, earning 3 Stableford points at both holes 3 and 5, with pars that held firm despite the course’s challenges.
A test of character among the trickier holes
The middle of the round proved less forgiving. Holes 4, 6, 10, 11, and 12 saw Fart Face endure a series of bogeys and worse – including a double bogey on holes 4 and 6 and a painful four-over on 12. These ‘no score’ holes on the board, those triple and quadruple bogeys, were the true speed bumps on the journey around The Hertfordshire—a course that showed no mercy where it counted.
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Bounce-backs bring life to the back nine
Though the round featured six zero-point holes, Fart Face’s resilience shone through with three distinct bounce-backs: a 3-point haul at the long par 5 fifth hole, a strong showing on the well-indexed second hole, and another three Stableford points on the first-indexed 16th hole. These moments acted like a shot of espresso for the round, jolting the scorecard back into competitive shape and keeping hopes alive in a tight duel.
A net birdie and a bogey paint the closing picture
Despite a gross bogey on hole 16, this stretch still earned Fart Face 3 Stableford points, thanks to shots received, reflecting the high handicap’s gentle hand. The final three holes included a modest haul of points but ended with zero Stableford points on the tricky closing 18th. An uphill finish, perhaps, but no shortage of character as the round wrapped up.
Standing tall in a tiny field
In a field of just two, Fart Face’s 22 points landed in a neat tie for second place—just one point behind the leader’s 23. Averaging close to previous round efforts, this score sat squarely in the centre of the pack, proving a respectable if not headline-grabbing performance. Still, the round offers plenty of evidence that Fart is no stranger to finding points where they matter, especially around a course that’s not short on stern tests.
Fart Face turned the card into a 2nd place finish in Overall Stableford.
“Bounce-back scoring on holes 5, 8, and 16 helped Fart Face recover from mid-round setbacks and keep the round competitive in a small field.GolfDay Results editorial insight
Hole 3
3 pts
Best points return
A par shaped this chapter of the card. 3 Stableford points kept the evidence honest.
Par 5Gross 53 Stableford
Hole 4
0 pts
A test of character
A 3 over par shaped this chapter of the card. 0 Stableford points kept the evidence honest.
Par 3Gross 60 Stableford
Hole 5
3 pts
Big points banked
A par shaped this chapter of the card. 3 Stableford points kept the evidence honest.
Par 5Gross 53 Stableford
Hole 6
0 pts
A test of character
A 3 over par shaped this chapter of the card. 0 Stableford points kept the evidence honest.
Par 3Gross 60 Stableford
Hole 9
1 pts
Stronger front nine
The front nine carried the stronger Stableford return across holes 1 to 9.
Par 4Gross 61 Stableford
Hole 10
0 pts
A test of character
A 3 over par shaped this chapter of the card. 0 Stableford points kept the evidence honest.
Par 4Gross 70 Stableford
Hole 11
0 pts
A test of character
A 4 over par shaped this chapter of the card. 0 Stableford points kept the evidence honest.
Par 3Gross 70 Stableford
Hole 18
0 pts
Round complete
22 points and 107 gross written into the record.
Par 3Gross 70 Stableford
Round map
Explore the round hole by hole.
Fart Face’s route around The Hertfordshire reveals a tale of early promise, middle woes, and late-stage resilience in a tightly matched contest.
“Moments of grit and good scoring punctuated Fart Face’s card, showcasing a round of character on an exacting course.Hole-by-hole story
The card highlights a mix of steady pars, three net birdies, and several testing holes that cost dearly, culminating in 22 points and a solid second place in a tiny field.
“A middling ledger punctuated by bounce-backs and tough stretches sums up Fart’s afternoon at The Hertfordshire.The round in focus
With just two starting, Fart Face’s 22 points secured a tidy second place, keeping pace in a close match that hinged on a single point.
“In a field of two, Fart Face held firm to claim second, just a solitary point shy of the leader.Seen against the field
Fart Face22
Stableford points
Field average22.5
-0.5 vs field
Winner23
Best score in the field
Finish2nd
of 2 players
Median22.5
Middle of the field
Field standing23+
2nd of 2
Round outcome
What the card changed.
The resolved competition positions, field size and tie-break notes attached to this card.
2ndOverall Stableford
Overall · 2nd of 2
22 pts -0.5 vs avg
Recognition earned
Recognition earned.
The prizes, podiums and markers that turned this card into something worth keeping.
No recognitions were recorded for this card.
Round evidence
The evidence behind the story.
The evidence charts a round of sharp highs and gnarly lows, with scoring dips on the toughest holes offset by recovered strengths on key par 5s.
“The score graphs illustrate bounce-back moments and difficult patches in a round played at the demanding Hertfordshire layout.The proof behind the story
Stableford trendFart Face vs field average
Fart Face Field average Competition hole
Final 22 ptsField avg 22.5Winning mark 23
The Stableford trend shows bursts of scoring brilliance separated by stretches of no points, reflecting the course’s testing nature.
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Gross against course parCumulative
Gross Course par Field gross Competition hole
107 gross+37 vs parCourse par 70
Gross scores reveal several holes well above par, especially around mid-round, underscoring the difficulty faced.
Use this chart to see where the card moved away from par, then jump straight into the hole detail.
Position after every holeWhole field through each hole
Start to finish2nd final place2 player field
Position remained steady in a two-player field, with no major shifts but a tight hold near the top.
Follow the line to see how the card stood after each hole against the rest of the field.
Evidence verdictFart Face delivered a composed performance peppered with pivotal moments of defiance, just missing out on top spot in a slender contest.
Momentum ebbed and flowed, with key bounce-backs injecting life into a round that flirted with trouble.
Round discoveries
The full card
The full official record.
Fart’s card, hole by hole: par, SI, gross score, Stableford points and competition markers in one official record.
Official scorecard
Fart Face · Round 3
The Hertfordshire Golf Club · 22 Oct 2026
FF Fart Face
Playing off 20
Score22Stableford pts
Finish2ndof 2
ThroughComplete
Round107gross
Round totalTap any hole score to open the Hole Explorer. Use the view controls to compare the card with the group or field.
Test Chump